Ready for some business coach goodness? However, I don’t know that after they hear this next jingle whether they are going to want this jingle to be their official jingle or not, but on faith I’m going to give them and you the listener the jingle. They’ve never heard it before. It’s never been played anywhere. I put down the track. I put down the background vocals, but I’m going to attempt to do it for you live on the air because that’s what I’m all about is just doing it live, one take. Can we do it? Can we pull it off? Here’s the story. Here’s the premise of the song. This song is about a man who is obsessed with his dog. He goes out there. He buys a dog. He gets a great breed and he wants his dog to become a championship dog that will compete and win those dog tournaments, those dog breeding championships where the dogs prance around on ESPN.
He believes he could win and his obsession for his dog leads to him losing his job and he ends up moving in with his mother and basically it just gets bad. Thanks to Tip Top K9, he’s able to train this championship dog and he starts winning awards, earning copious amounts of cash, and he’s letting us know about it. It’s fabulous. It’s going to change your life. Here it is. Boom, business coach help!
Yeah. This album is dedicated to all the dog trainers that told me my dog would never amount to nothing. To all the people that live near me when I got my first dog and tried to call the police on me and I was just trying to get my dog to be quiet, not incite a riot. To all the dog owners in the struggle, you know what I’m saying. It’s all good baby, baby. It was all a dream, I used to read K9 Magazine. Pyrenees and bald dogs up in the limousine. Hanging pictures on my wall. Every Saturday, dog parks and puppies at the mall. I let my dreams rot until I lost my job. Jobless and dog crazy I moved in with my mom. Way back when I go my red and black blankey back with a onesie to match. Remember Peanuts and Snoop, [inaudible 00:07:04].
You never thought that dog love would take it this far. Well, now I’m in the limelight because my dog don’t bite. Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade. Bruce Jenner, the Olympian winner. Remember when I used to eat sardines for dinner. Peace to therapy and business coach and auntie. People who doubted my dog and questioned my sanity. I’m blowing up like your firewood. Call the crib, same number, same dog. It’s all good. If you don’t know, now you know. Thanks to Tip Top K9. Call tiptopk9.com. Check them out. Yes. Yes.
Ryan, Rachel, hopefully you enjoy that song right there. That’s the best I’ve got. I don’t really have a lot of discernible talent. In fact, I don’t have any discernible talents, but one thing that I have an appreciation for is it’s old school hip hop. I feel like that if I can ever have an excuse to bring old school hip hop into The Thrive Time Show, I’m going to do it. Something else I have a passion for is you, the thriver. I have a passion for you to become a master of online marketing. I have a passion for you to become a king of lead generation. I have a growing need for you to become a social media superstar. I have a white hot ardor, that’s a burning passion, for you to become a time management master. I obsess about you learning how to hire and fire as required.
I want you. I’m a lunatic for linear workflow enhancement. I am boisterous about you becoming an effective executive. I cry when I think about your ability to … What will happen when can multiply your income. The only way that I can help you, help me help you. You need to help me help you. Help me help you. I can’t help you unless you take action. I can tell you that Thomas Edison said he said, he said, he said “Vision without execution is hallucination.” I could tell you Proverbs 10:4 said that God blesses the hand of diligent and he punishes the slacker. I could tell you that if you don’t sow the seeds, they won’t grow. I could do whatever. I could try all these different moves, but I’m not trying to manipulate you. I’m trying to persuade you to take action.
Go to thrivetimeshow.com and book your tickets for the next in person workshop. We have an unbelievable opportunity for you. One is it’s two days long. It’s 15 hours where we cover everything you need to know to start or grow a successful business. We have a money back guarantee. If you’re not happy, you get your money back. We have a scholarship program so you can afford it. If you just go to thrive15.com and you signed up for your first month of the world’s best business coach taught school, it actually includes your access to the in person Thrive Time Workshops. Really, there’s no reason, there is not a single reason that you should not take advantage of this offer unless you just … You know it all and you just listen to this show for entertainment or your already have copious amounts of cash and this is just an entertainment show.
If that’s you, don’t stress out about it. I want to see you at our next workshop. Go to thrivetimeshow.com to learn more, subscribe to the podcast at thrivetimeshow.com, learn more about one on one business coach at thrive15.com. Until next time, as always, three, two, one, boom.