The Clark Family Christmas Video 2025 | Psalm 127:3-5 + “3 Lo, children are an heritage of the Lord: and the fruit of the womb is his reward…Happy is the man that hath his quiver full of them.”

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(Speaker 3)
You’ve been just building like a boss.

(Speaker 52)
Bean, you want to lead the way?

(Speaker 3)
You have to look at the camera, because it’s hard to hear when you’re not looking at the camera. Oh, wow, the chicken palace. OK, here we are at the Incredible Fall Festival with Bean and Leia. Leia Bot, how you doing, buddy? Leia Bot, you doing good there, buddy?

(Speaker 11)
You doing good?

(Speaker 3)
You’re a big talker.

(Speaker 18)
How you doing, Bean?

(Speaker 21)
Awesome.

(Speaker 3)
Who are you dressed up as? Sage, the American Girl doll.

(Speaker 58)
Cool.

(Speaker 3)
And who’s this human dressed up as?

(Speaker 15)
Oh, Belle.

(Speaker 21)
Stand up and walk out on the land

(Speaker 3)
Homies boarding a plane possible I’ll be in there we go no handles no problem no handles no problem

(Speaker 46)
You keep it off the time you sing you bring drama let me the salsa My grandma’s llama any crews who choose to do everybody on David Letterman stand up with me

(Speaker 3)
Hey, walk me through and show me the fire pit and then show me the chickens and show me the other fire pit. Go ahead and lead the way. Be the tour guide. Ooh, we built this fire pit.

(Speaker 23)
Wow.

(Speaker 18)
What does it do?

(Speaker 21)
Boom.

(Speaker 3)
Oh, you did.

(Speaker 56)
Nice.

(Speaker 31)
Nice.

(Speaker 3)
Good work. I have no idea.

(Speaker 7)
I am not sure.

(Speaker 60)
It’s long enough to get a good deal.

(Speaker 16)
Lead the way.

(Speaker 3)
The boom mom. Whoa.

(Speaker 60)
Look at all those chickens.

(Speaker 3)
All right, let’s go. Lead the way.

(Speaker 57)
Oh, nice.

(Speaker 3)
Fire pit number two.

(Speaker 19)
Boom.

(Speaker 3)
Benefit $6 ,492 I don’t care

(Speaker 1)
Because I had to record this part of the video by myself at night in downtown Denver. Really all I need to know. You captivate my thoughts like BC, I see. You’re so sweet, never ever salty. Like Sequoia Cap, you’ve always been my VC. My source of peace, never my dis -ease.

(Speaker 1)
Get ready to buy a castle with this cheese. You deserve it, you are my queen. You’re the E of my team. I’m still rockin’ and 1x3s. With my hoodie like Sandler’s on the scene Hanging with a mother of five, could it be? You and I were just meant to be So -so -soapmates, won’t we turn a tee?

(Speaker 1)
N -n -n -nothing’s gonna stop me Yo, yo, yo, where am I now? Nothing’s gonna stop me Yo, yo, you’re where my thoughts be Nothing’s gonna stop me Yo, yo, you’re where my thoughts be Nothing’s gonna stop me Yo, yo, you’re where my thoughts be Nothing’s gonna stop me Girl, do you copy? I see a future with us I see a future with trust, love, the kind that you can’t just find it by you just wine and dine. This kind is found in God’s perfect timing, a heavenly calling, divine assignment. I know God has a way of bringing two people together so the two can change the world, make it better. Like every day when I’m with you, whether the sun shines bright or not.

(Speaker 1)
I lift up my mind when I saw your eyes. My heart’s pure when I make you mine. Nothing’s going to stop me from trying. Nothing’s gonna stop me Nothing’s gonna stop me Nothing’s gonna stop me Nothing’s gonna stop me Nothing’s gonna stop me Nothing’s gonna stop me Nothing’s gonna stop me Nothing’s gonna stop me I think you guys were able to

(Speaker 54)
convince me to leave Breckenridge one day early to go watch a Colorado Avalanche game is all I needed.

(Speaker 39)
First day when I met you at the O .

(Speaker 1)
R . U. I was thinking to myself, what a great rendezvous. I was looking for a sign, maybe you were the clue. I was looking for success and then I found you. I was thinking like, oh no no.

(Speaker 1)
Not trying to date, trying to find my flue. And we became best friends like wooing. We got married real fast, now we’re going. 23 years to fall in love. It took me 23 years to fall in love. Because of 23 years to fall in love.

(Speaker 1)
It took me 23 years to fall in love. Because of 23 years to fall in love.

(Speaker 2)
It took me 23 years to fall in love Because of 23 years to fall in love It took me 23 years to fall in love Three years and we got baby number one So when I was on the scene, our family’s just begun Found me a profitable DJ connection Arby’s on the scene, middle name Napoleon Four without sight, but he had the vision God had to heal it for my lights to turn on Took me a lot to wake up, bang the gong But like a dog sled, you dragged me along 23 years to fall in love It took me 23 years to fall in love Because of 23 years to fall in love It took me 23 years to fall in love Because of 23 years to fall in love It took me 23 years to fall in love Because of 23 years to fall in love It took me 23 years to fall in love Then Angelina showed up But I was like, that’s three, shown up We might as well shoot for five Cause that was my goal And you were down to birth em so we had to mow with our twins in our crib it was full you demanded a vasectomy and I was like oh y ‘all three years to fall in three years to fall in love because I’m 23 years to fall in love it took me 23 years to fall in love because I’m 23 years to fall in love because I’m 23 years to fall in love it took me 23 years to fall in love The fact that you’ve watched the video this far is all we need to know.

(Speaker 43)
and Scotland is just like a ton of land is what we’ve realized.

(Speaker 1)
Havana, you would love it.

(Speaker 6)
There’s so many sheep everywhere.

(Speaker 59)
Already watched this year’s Christmas video this far?

(Speaker 58)
It’s all we need to know.

(Speaker 13)
Hey guys, listen. We’re going to practice. Remember, it’s happy birthday to dude.

(Speaker 26)
Happy birthday to dude.

(Speaker 3)
Happy birthday, dear Aubrey.

(Speaker 12)
Happy birthday to dude.

(Speaker 3)
Girls, I want to make sure we clarify, it’s a dude, OK?

(Speaker 57)
OK, Rick Jackson.

(Speaker 3)
If you’re a Jackson, put your hand up.

(Speaker 57)
Oh, right.

(Speaker 23)
We’ve tried to invite only dudes with the name Jackson.

(Speaker 19)
Boom.

(Speaker 56)
Fist bump.

(Speaker 55)
Fist bump.

(Speaker 3)
Good job.

(Speaker 20)
Good job.

(Speaker 3)
Good job. This is called the Tom Brady This is this is the the juice that’s gonna help give the Patriots the juice to beat the Colts Are you ready? Okay, so let’s get the Brady To the hummer of love can he do it? Watch out for the cars. Watch out for the car, Billy.

(Speaker 15)
All right, Billy.

(Speaker 21)
Nice, nice.

(Speaker 3)
Good form, good form, good form. Slow down, slow down. Okay. The fact that Candace Owens knows who they are and no one else will say anything about it is all we need to know. Chicago, so far, what have you enjoyed about the trip the most there, buddy?

(Speaker 39)
Church?

(Speaker 3)
We went to that Romanian church today, Romanian Christian church.

(Speaker 19)
What’d you like about it?

(Speaker 41)
We’re talking about the whole thing.

(Speaker 3)
The Constitution and our First Amendment right to peaceably gather. You like that? Okay, we’re gonna turn around. Let’s do a tour here real quick here.

(Speaker 1)
This is Chicago right now during the lockdown of 2020. Back in the kit to film this section of the video outside in the winter. It’s really all I need to know.

(Speaker 33)
But man, it’s all good, even when it’s all black Dead bodies in the streets, but your eyes are on the back If you see the light, nah, the dark shades don’t bother You got fat pockets to act unbothered Lean on the bank account, trust that mammon Money in the bank, no regard for the famine Loose slides, Gucci, fake purse, Louis Balenciaga hoodie and the shirt’s supreme Skip the Bible study, what’s on MTV?

(Speaker 3)
Stack stars to the moon like you’re living the dream Tell me, what does all of it mean? It’s all good I’m gonna put it all up in my gasket. It’s all good. New York Yankee TV with Aubrey, Napoleon Hill Clark. Aubrey, tell us about your hat. What kind of hat do you have on?

(Speaker 3)
New York hat, yep, cool.

(Speaker 23)
And hey, real quick, can you say hi to Scarlett, Leia, and Angelina in Havana?

(Speaker 24)
Tell them what’s behind you.

(Speaker 3)
What’s going on behind you? What are you going to do in just a minute? What’s that?

(Speaker 11)
Yeah, point out look look around point to him.

(Speaker 27)
What’s around you taxis and pedicabs.

(Speaker 28)
That’s what that’s basically That’s Dan Rob.

(Speaker 54)
What’s that?

(Speaker 1)
Oh cool. Yeah This light inside. I took it with a smile and I gotta let it go I surrender control, Jesus take through it I shine, I serve the most high It’s time, my peace, my eyes on the prize My word has proven to eternal life You can’t steal my joy, time’s on my side Years and then I’m done, son, I find there’s really nothing new It’s been the same old game for some time Like a mankind, I crucified the messiah I’m running the race and I’m enjoying the ride Fast pace the way, I’m crossing the finish line You can’t take my soul, but you can have some cash You can’t take it with you when you die, nice try, yeah I can’t take it with me?

(Speaker 3)
That’s good, cause I’m not going to I can’t take it with me? That’s good, cause I’m not going to I can’t take it with me? That’s good, cause I’m at a loss to the bigization It just takes one instance, just for, for instance Maybe just a snip, just fuck all yours Talk about how defense goes

(Speaker 41)
Okay, hey your brother’s performing your brother’s performing All right, I was getting set up you ready James you ready I’m ready you started getting ready at what time this morning around like 830.

(Speaker 51)
Okay, you’ve been here since 830

(Speaker 3)
setting up?

(Speaker 15)
Yes, that’s correct.

(Speaker 53)
And now it’s about 7 .30.

(Speaker 51)
So it’s about a 12 hour, 13 hour set up?

(Speaker 52)
Almost.

(Speaker 51)
Okay.

(Speaker 20)
We love this set up.

(Speaker 3)
We love this set up. And the sun.

(Speaker 34)
Two days of packing leading up to this.

(Speaker 3)
Let’s go look at it. This is the perfect view because I can film him and he can’t see me.

(Speaker 49)
Wedding tonight.

(Speaker 3)
It’s in Dallas here.

(Speaker 27)
First off, are you excited?

(Speaker 14)
Yeah.

(Speaker 50)
What’s kind of your game plan?

(Speaker 5)
What’s your move?

(Speaker 3)
Eat all the cake.

(Speaker 16)
What?

(Speaker 3)
Eat all the cake.

(Speaker 19)
That’s your game plan?

(Speaker 49)
Yeah.

(Speaker 3)
Do you have a strategy just to kind of go in strong and just… Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. How are you going to get all the cake? What’s your plan?

(Speaker 3)
Are you going to kind of… mingle around, maybe change a few outfits? Did you say also your goal was to try to avoid the brides? The brides, are there multiple brides or just one bride? Okay, but you want to avoid the bride and eat the cake? Okay, wedding tips, wedding tips. We’re inside the belly of the beast, inside the Walmart.

(Speaker 3)
See if you can find the green scrubby deal. Go, green scrubby deal.

(Speaker 8)
Can you do it?

(Speaker 9)
I bet you can.

(Speaker 12)
It’s a dollar a prize, the first person who can find it.

(Speaker 3)
Hey dude, you get mentally ready for the pinata?

(Speaker 8)
Yeah. Gavin’s turning eight, that’s cool, huh?

(Speaker 3)
Pinata?

(Speaker 1)
You gonna, you gonna blast that thing?

(Speaker 3)
And don’t you dare for school to stay This sins ever older than me So I tuck myself in and turn my back Just give to the good, skip to the skipping, skip ahead to the good part, it’s not the thinking part, it’s not the turn of a brother. Fire pit area boom the kids have been helping build this, right?

(Speaker 1)
Look at the mirror and say it’s up to me if I want to have success that I gotta be Without stress stress cashing in without the word without reading the word Where the hero wins. with Havana and Clark she is nine ready to do show us the deal wheel go for it I’m just very full right now I have a very full feeling well I had this incredible steak lunch and I just feel just very full I think I’m gonna have to go out at two o ‘clock awesome it was so good Bean it was so good keep those smiles going keep those smiles okay real quick we’re doing a pre -trip interview tell me about are you excited to go to Disneyland Thanks for opening up. Hey, are you excited about the trip? This is going to be a pretty quick interview. Do you shop on Shopee? Love, that’s L -O -V -E If this was a castle, you’d be my queen That’s L -O -V -E Love, that’s L -O -V -E If you was the fifth ring Living life with you is great, we castle on the lake.

(Speaker 1)
Europe, Asia, America, Africa, Australia, South Side, North, West, East. I do better when you’re here, my dear, no fear. We fear God alone, walk that walk, we’re home, castle. Love, that’s L -O -V -E. If this was an anthem, you’d be my theme. If this was a castle, you’d be my, you’d be money green.

(Speaker 1)
On this microphone, big shout out to my wife on this R &B song. Castle’s on the way, don’t mean to prolong. Four years up in smoke like I was Cheech and Chong. Now I’m back in form. Every day. Every day that we have is a kiss.

(Speaker 1)
Every day. that we have is a gift. But what will we do with it? Every morning it all begins. A step closer to the end. Every day that we have is a gift.

(Speaker 5)
But what will we do with it?

(Speaker 1)
It all begins.

(Speaker 36)
A step closer to the end.

(Speaker 1)
Every day that we have is a gift. Every day that we have is a gift. It all begins. A step closer to the end. It’s like I’m Abel and every day is Canaan. I’m like I’m Joel but I’ve long battled with Satan.

(Speaker 1)
Persecuted for righteous, this saying. Speaking the truth of this world that’s decaying. Transhuman is the plan, no playing. Daniel chapter 243, look it up, bam.

(Speaker 48)
Every day that we have is a gift.

(Speaker 3)
But what will we do with it? Step closer to the end.

(Speaker 2)
Every day that we have is a gift. What will we do with it?

(Speaker 3)
Alright kids, mom is going to give you a tour of the lighthouse right here at the Trump Turnberry in Scotland.

(Speaker 47)
So Byrd, take the way.

(Speaker 2)
Okay. So you come in, about the hotel.

(Speaker 46)
This lighthouse was built on top of the castle of the man who liberated Scotland.

(Speaker 23)
Right?

(Speaker 3)
Yeah, there’s a whole plaque.

(Speaker 45)
I took a picture of it at the main hotel and it talks about, so his family, I guess, had a castle here.

(Speaker 3)
Robert the Bruce.

(Speaker 45)
The Bruce.

(Speaker 44)
Look at that island behind you.

(Speaker 22)
Look at that.

(Speaker 2)
Tell us about the view you’re seeing here to your left.

(Speaker 36)
Tell us the view you see to your left.

(Speaker 29)
This over here?

(Speaker 2)
Yeah, what do you see? I guess that’s the place, right? It is. Wow. It’s huge. It’s way better, bigger than we showed you guys online.

(Speaker 29)
Online, it looks like it’s like the main hotel building in this lighthouse.

(Speaker 2)
But actually, the lighthouse is kind of a distance away, which is nice.

(Speaker 43)
It’s very private.

(Speaker 2)
Eric was nice enough to go above and beyond. And let me show you. First off, these golf balls we really love. There was four. I’ve already eaten two. I saved two for your dad.

(Speaker 2)
Okay, so I won’t be hearing about all that, okay? And they gave us these really nice Scotland hats. So I’m very excited about that. So you’ll see us sporting that on our boat now this summer. Okay guys, that’s what we’re gonna be sporting, mom and dad. Of course, all the fruits.

(Speaker 2)
Wish Angelina you were here and you could have these apricots. They’re like a different color than our apricots. They’re like a brighter. So I guess that’s like a Scotland thing maybe.

(Speaker 42)
Really nice letter.

(Speaker 1)
And actually this one we haven’t opened. They’ve given us a couple letters. But anyways, you know, some tonic water, some alcohol, some… You’re sick of seeing all the selfies Now I don’t care, yeah, myself and you I’m reading numbers 12 or 12 -3 Nobody’s humble as, ask me I’m reading numbers 12 or 12 -3 Nobody’s humble as, ask me Got a big cranium, my head is huge My brain’s got the force like a centrifuge And that’s just a fact, I ain’t deluged In a world that’s drunk like we’re on a booze cruise I wake up early while the world hits snooze Like to talk deep, don’t like to schmooze Like to go fast like a dog on the loose Like to pick a fight, don’t like to truce I would die hard like my name was Bruce Or rapping on the mic while I’m in the booth Thinkin’ bout it gives me bumps like a goose I can rhyme all night like my name was Seuss I’m freshin’ up a tree like my name was Spruce I’m a father of Scarlet, yes, you’ll deduce I’m a father of Aubrey, yeah, yeah, him too Angelina, she’s part of my crew They is my daughter, yeah, that’s the news Havana’s the oldest, that first born who Came from my wife like all five do So I got a big head now, what it do?

(Speaker 4)
This remix is long overdue Gonna send it to Sherita, that’s what I’ll do I got a big gourd, yeah, that is true Big head remix is long overdue the L to the A -Y. People always ask me why to the Y. Why do I rap every day, every night? I don’t know about my big head might. Seven and a half is my big head right. Get your big head on the floor. You ain’t never seen me move like this.

(Speaker 4)
Get your big head on the floor. You ain’t never seen me groove like this.

(Speaker 3)
Get your big head on the floor. You ain’t never seen me move like this.

(Speaker 21)
Get your big head on the floor.

(Speaker 3)
You ain’t never seen me groove like this. Alright here we’re here with the great Beandini at the Clark with Camp Clark and Chicken Palace and now Duck Palace or is it just a Bird Palace? No real quick go ahead and lead us around show us what’s going on.

(Speaker 37)
Talk to us about…

(Speaker 16)
anything you want fire pit.

(Speaker 3)
Handmade by Vanessa and myself. And Aubrey.

(Speaker 16)
And Havana.

(Speaker 3)
And Grand Mary.

(Speaker 21)
And basically, and I want you to try again.

(Speaker 3)
Handmade by other people and not me.

(Speaker 14)
And we’re moving around.

(Speaker 3)
So let’s get into the chicken palace.

(Speaker 2)
Let’s see.

(Speaker 3)
This is chicken palace one.

(Speaker 19)
This is the chicken nursery.

(Speaker 3)
Look at these guys. Do we want to take out that little, their arrival bin? Yeah, get rid of that thing. OK.

(Speaker 14)
Get rid of that arrival bin.

(Speaker 3)
I must go into the fire pit as a sacrifice to the great fire pit.

(Speaker 18)
Wait a second here.

(Speaker 27)
Let me go.

(Speaker 3)
Let me go. Let me show that. Here you go, bird. Let me see that. Let me see that. Yeah, let me see.

(Speaker 3)
I want to burn that thing. This right here is benefit number 4 ,706.

(Speaker 18)
Aubrey, show what happens when you don’t have a city ordinance to deal with.

(Speaker 3)
Go ahead.

(Speaker 16)
Show us.

(Speaker 3)
Show us what happens when you’re not in a zoned area. Wait a second. Let’s see. Real quick. This is what you could call trash. And or cardboard and we are going to put it inside please demonstrate and there it goes boom We’re going to the DMV here to get my driver’s license.

(Speaker 3)
Who’s excited you’re excited What sort of what sort of customer service to expect we expect to be good customer service? What was your experience last time here?

(Speaker 11)
oh man so we’re not expecting anything good this time do you think what are the chances are you think we’ll see someone with purple hair working in there 9 .9 out of 10 okay are you excited okay what do you expect to find in there we expect to wait a long time or no why why do you think we’ll wait so long The Sprout Olympics, round number two.

(Speaker 10)
Aubrey is gonna have to see if he can find some vegetarian sushi in the next minute.

(Speaker 15)
If he can find the vegetarian sushi, he will win a magical prize.

(Speaker 3)
Can you do it?

(Speaker 24)
Can you do it?

(Speaker 21)
Okay, here we go.

(Speaker 3)
See, he’s going. You don’t have to wait for me, buddy. You’re up to the time limit. You have one minute. He’s trying to get the organic sushi, the vegetarian sushi. Can he find it?

(Speaker 3)
Now I gotta get that one with the brown rice.

(Speaker 29)
Is it possible to find the vegetarian sushi with the brown rice?

(Speaker 3)
Good work, buddy. What is the deal? This is the great Griswoldization. This is class.

(Speaker 21)
Look how classy it is.

(Speaker 10)
Oh yes, so classy.

(Speaker 3)
Why do you hate on it? What would you want it to be in your perfect world? What would happen in your perfect world? I’m gonna go out here and look.

(Speaker 2)
You tell me what you would do.

(Speaker 3)
You better judge her.

(Speaker 32)
What happened to these lights in the middle?

(Speaker 8)
Why are they off?

(Speaker 1)
When one gets unplugged, it’s like they all stop working.

(Speaker 3)
How did one get unplugged? It’s the problem with lights? We don’t know, we have to test them all. Write it down, then go to town Get it done, then send it out Reach the world and change it Make sure while you work, you stay patient When it’s tough times, just face them When it’s tough rhymes, don’t erase them Competition fast -paced in the rearview Don’t look back, eyes front, keep a clear view Stay diligent and they won’t get near you Keep it moving and you’re gonna outpace them Race them, run when it’s fun Collaboration is a blessing when you can do Keep that muscle working and it can’t strongman you Fear God, don’t need man to understand you Speak intelligent and it can’t strongman you You got a plan, remember God’s got a plan too Seek his voice before you make the next move And it’s gonna go well Did you guys find the leak I’m just I’m just trying to Okay, I’m getting some video here. I don’t know if you found the leak It looks like that.

(Speaker 25)
We may have had to adjust the waterfall a little bit Had a small little mishap.

(Speaker 41)
OK, so Sutton, tell us what you’re working on here.

(Speaker 3)
We’re documenting this.

(Speaker 41)
This is kind of a documentary rockumentary.

(Speaker 5)
So we are going through the waterfall. We had to deconstruct. Deconstruct. And now we’re doing a different waterfall where it’s going to be one sheet of water. What are you doing, Leah? Did you get all the diapers out?

(Speaker 5)
Nice. Working hard over there.

(Speaker 3)
What do you got, a police car? Pretty good. Can’t say that girls don’t like cars, huh? There she goes. All right, Randy, this is where we want the sign. James, the sign has to go on top of the falls.

(Speaker 3)
They’ll show where the other sign goes quick.

(Speaker 1)
Let’s show where the other sign goes quickly. Where does the other sign go? Sign number two?

(Speaker 40)
Sign number two goes?

(Speaker 1)
I’m lookin’ for the win -win Generate dividends, we can spin -spin For a state we create, time’s for spendin’ Collaborate, make it great, skills blendin’ Until then, discipline, put my reps in All in, I’m not pretendin’ Music designed to transcend it To get to the truth, no spendin’ I’ll spit it to the end and gonna fight all the way to a win and my story will have a happy end.

(Speaker 3)
No fencing, you can write it down with a pen and yeah, homie, except for homies for some blame.

(Speaker 11)
It is possible because I run full off.

(Speaker 33)
Yeah, I do it.

(Speaker 3)
I ain’t gotta argue bout a split All I really wanna do is go and make a hit All I really wanna do is go and reach the whole wide world Tell em bout my Jesus I ain’t gotta argue bout a split All I wanna do is go and go and make something beautiful We’re at Target.

(Speaker 1)
We’re getting ready to go to San Diego in just a little bit. Are you guys pumped?

(Speaker 3)
Yeah!

(Speaker 17)
Which one of you guys is going to be the fearless leader?

(Speaker 19)
Peace, love, hold inside my soul I’m whole, I don’t need nothin’ else Lookin’ for that peace, treasure Lookin’ for that peace by any measure We can write a song that can reach a million souls Why would we delay?

(Speaker 30)
I think we gotta go I know that I gotta go

(Speaker 24)
Your brother’s performing, you excited?

(Speaker 35)
Yeah, I am excited.

(Speaker 39)
Okay.

(Speaker 38)
Hey, your brother’s performing.

(Speaker 14)
Your brother’s performing.

(Speaker 31)
He’s not going to follow you all the way over there until you respond now.

(Speaker 7)
Respond.

(Speaker 3)
That’s great news to hear.

(Speaker 37)
OK, let’s go, Scarlett.

(Speaker 18)
Happy birthday to you.

(Speaker 3)
Happy birthday to you.

(Speaker 23)
Guys, there’s mom.

(Speaker 30)
Look at mom.

(Speaker 3)
We’re getting ready to go. Placed bets on you. Placed bets. Pressure. For the last six or seven months, I can tell. The smile is good, keep those smiles.

(Speaker 3)
Okay, real quick, we’re doing a pre -trip interview. Tell me about it, are you excited to go to Disneyland? Thanks for opening up, okay.

(Speaker 5)
Hey, are you excited about the trip?

(Speaker 3)
Okay, this is gonna be a pretty quick interview.

(Speaker 14)
Bean, you wanna speak on behalf of your people here? You wanna say how Aubrey’s doing?

(Speaker 10)
Yes, he’s doing very good.

(Speaker 3)
How’s Leah doing?

(Speaker 16)
Good.

(Speaker 29)
I’m doing awesome, I’m doing the best I could ever be.

(Speaker 3)
We just get the shot. ready to get the shot.

(Speaker 21)
The shot, I’m trying to get the right shot.

(Speaker 3)
This is the right shot. Ride that bike you beast.

(Speaker 7)
Come on you sweet beast.

(Speaker 26)
Ride that bike you sweet beast.

(Speaker 12)
Avoid the cameraman.

(Speaker 3)
Do not hit the cameraman.

(Speaker 18)
Stay away from the camera.

(Speaker 3)
Stuff.

(Speaker 24)
Gas folks.

(Speaker 15)
Get some more gas.

(Speaker 1)
Good job buddy.

(Speaker 3)
Come on Cardinal.

(Speaker 6)
Cardinal. Oh the red light. Look at that. That’s the sweet bean and the red Cardinal.

(Speaker 1)
Come on, red Cardinal.

(Speaker 6)
Let’s see what you’re made of.

(Speaker 1)
Pedal that beast.

(Speaker 3)
Pedal that beast. Don’t hit the cameraman. Jam. What are you doing? You’re saying we need to put it in the car and eat it on the way home?

(Speaker 17)
Is that your recommendation?

(Speaker 3)
Is that your recommendation, or what do you think we should do? You’re going to eat it right here? But yet, you want to think we should put it in the car and eat it at home?

(Speaker 12)
You want to eat it to put it at home.

(Speaker 28)
You want to eat it.

(Speaker 36)
What should we do?

(Speaker 35)
Eat it here or at the side?

(Speaker 34)
OK, buddy.

(Speaker 23)
It’s getting tense. You ready to do it?

(Speaker 22)
How’s it going out there?

(Speaker 12)
You all right? Do you like your new stick? Show your new stick to Grandpa.

(Speaker 22)
Show him.

(Speaker 11)
Go get him, dude.

(Speaker 12)
Go get him.

(Speaker 3)
Go get him. Let’s go. Come on, now. Go get him. Clark making her eyes beautiful her eyebrows let’s see you got oh nice keep it going wow oh oh oh wow he’s doing the worm well keep it going Jack keep it going yeah oh wow oh man this is awesome this is better than the 80s this is better than the 80s this was not this good in the 80s oh push up give me some more robot give me some more robot need some robot c -3po

(Speaker 21)
Oh, that’s crazy.

(Speaker 3)
Oh, come on now. He wants a dance battle. Aubrey, he wants you to battle him. Oh, man.

(Speaker 33)
You’ll battle him?

(Speaker 3)
All right, Bean. He wants a challenger, Bean.

(Speaker 21)
Bay, he wants someone to do a dance battle.

(Speaker 3)
Oh, nice. Nice.

(Speaker 11)
OK, Bay, show him your best moves. Come on, Bay.

(Speaker 7)
He wants to see who has the best dance moves.

(Speaker 3)
It’s a dance contest. Oh, you just dance to music. That’s it.

(Speaker 18)
No big deal.

(Speaker 32)
You’re just in the groove.

(Speaker 3)
No big deal. Oh, he learns that from Shark Tank. Oh, nice. Jackson’s stuck in the groove. He can’t get out. Oh, he does whatever he wants.

(Speaker 3)
Wow, Jax, that was incredible.

(Speaker 28)
I feel enriched.

(Speaker 10)
Before you take a nap, I want to document this magic moment.

(Speaker 31)
One, do you feel that Dr. Thompson will give us a free Taco Bell platter or Taco Bueno platter with the purchase of the delivery of our fourth and fifth baby?

(Speaker 3)
Is that something he’s offered? Super nice right there. Delivering the goodness. Ladies in yellow, thank you. Okay, we’re live here with Bean. Tell us what just happened.

(Speaker 3)
How do you know if it’s a good trip though?

(Speaker 19)
How do you know when the trip is headed for the perfect place yeah the rest of the trips gonna be awesome as soon as you just get that initial throw up out of the way you’re good right I would be a little worried right now

(Speaker 3)
Okay, here we are at the Incredible Fall Festival with Bean and Leia.

(Speaker 18)
Leia Bot, how you doing buddy?

(Speaker 3)
Leia Bot, you doing good there buddy?

(Speaker 23)
You doing good?

(Speaker 3)
Yeah? You’re a big talker. How you doing Bean? Awesome, who are you dressed up as? Sage? Okay guys, so we’re at Panera Bread.

(Speaker 3)
Today we’ve got the ice skating going on.

(Speaker 19)
And we have some hockey going on.

(Speaker 21)
Aubrey, give me some…

(Speaker 23)
I’ll wait until you’re done there.

(Speaker 3)
Blaya, how’s it going? How’s the food? Good. Scarlett, how’s your food? Okay. Aubrey, you got any feedback here, buddy?

(Speaker 3)
Angelina, tell us about the game tonight. Are you excited about watching the game and about your skating? Okay. It’s really good interviews here. You guys are really providing that stellar commentary that we come to expect. Very impressive.

(Speaker 3)
Wants to show the creek. Very weird.

(Speaker 16)
There’s been a disturbance in the forest.

(Speaker 3)
The tree is no longer across the creek.

(Speaker 30)
There’s the creek. Soon to be a pond.

(Speaker 29)
Get ready.

(Speaker 10)
Get ready, get ready, get ready. The camera picks up on pheromones.

(Speaker 3)
The camera. The camera. It smells. Picks up on it. I gotta zoom in on the pheromones. I found myself being oddly attracted to you.

(Speaker 3)
Aubrey, show what happens when you don’t have a city ordinance to deal with.

(Speaker 28)
Go ahead, show us what happens when you’re not in a zoned area.

(Speaker 3)
Wait a second, let’s see. Real quick, this is what you could call trash, cardboard, and we are going to put it inside.

(Speaker 27)
Show that Panera Bread.

(Speaker 26)
Today we’ve got the ice skating going on.

(Speaker 21)
Awesome.

(Speaker 25)
And we have some hockey going on.

(Speaker 3)
Aubrey, give me some, all the way to your ear down there. How’s it going?

(Speaker 24)
How’s the food?

(Speaker 3)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, good. Scarlet, how’s your food? This is Chicken Pals number two. Chicken Pals number two.

(Speaker 11)
Aubrey, you got any feedback here, buddy?

(Speaker 3)
Aubrey can tell us about Chicken Pals three. Angelina, tell us about the games. Are you excited about watching the game and about your skating?

(Speaker 15)
Do a juvenile. OK.

(Speaker 10)
There right there is Mr. Z. That’s Mr. Z, the one with all the hair.

(Speaker 23)
The hair that says, I don’t care.

(Speaker 11)
Mr. Z, he’s a rooster.

(Speaker 3)
Look at him.

(Speaker 21)
He’s ready to go.

(Speaker 3)
Very impressive.

(Speaker 11)
Ready to roost.

(Speaker 13)
Look at this.

(Speaker 3)
Look at this chicken palace we’ve constructed.

(Speaker 19)
Yes.

(Speaker 21)
Bird manly built this one.

(Speaker 3)
Now let’s move on to the next.

(Speaker 10)
We’re at Target.

(Speaker 22)
We’re getting ready to go to San Diego in just a little bit.

(Speaker 3)
Are you guys pumped?

(Speaker 21)
Okay.

(Speaker 20)
Which one of you guys is going to be the fearless leader?

(Speaker 3)
They’re all fearless leaders. Okay, cool. And then who are we going to see there? Oh, duck pals. What the cool?

(Speaker 9)
This is unacceptable. What are you excited about most?

(Speaker 3)
Are you excited to see Mickey Mouse? Demonstrate how to put a duckling inside the pool. Exhibit A. What about the beach? Chase him down. That’s step one.

(Speaker 1)
What about your uncle Clint?

(Speaker 3)
He has a… He has a… It’s not a walrus, but what’s that thing he has? Not a dolphin. It’s a… It’s a seal.

(Speaker 3)
Yeah, your uncle Clint’s seal that he keeps in his living room. He has to hose it every once in a while to keep it from drying out. Are you guys excited to see Uncle Clint’s seal? Are you excited to see him?

(Speaker 11)
Hey, it’s not funny.

(Speaker 19)
It’s a seal that can dry out at any time.

(Speaker 3)
Be very, very careful with this.

(Speaker 18)
Okay, here we are at the Incredible Fall Festival with Bean and Leah.

(Speaker 3)
Leah Bott, how you doing buddy? Leia Bot, you doing good there, buddy? You doing good? Yeah? You’re a big talker. How you doing, B?

(Speaker 8)
Awesome, who are you dressed up as? Sage, the American Girl doll?

(Speaker 6)
Cool, and who’s this human dressed up as?

(Speaker 3)
Oh, Belle, beautiful, beautiful.

(Speaker 11)
You know, I think Belle dresses up like a Leia, just so she can be so gorgeous.

(Speaker 8)
That’s what I think.

(Speaker 17)
We’ll perform a magic trick that nobody in the whole world You will pick a card.

(Speaker 5)
Absolutely any card. It doesn’t even matter what card it is. I will pick a card. I will pick a card. This is the card I’ve picked. Everybody remember this card.

(Speaker 8)
Yes.

(Speaker 15)
Now, I shall make three of this card.

(Speaker 3)
To find your card.

(Speaker 7)
Do it with my eyes. This is not your card.

(Speaker 1)
Not, not, not.

(Speaker 5)
We’re still going.

(Speaker 8)
Come on.

(Speaker 16)
Oh, you’re going to get tricked this time Beandini.

(Speaker 15)
No, how does she do it?

(Speaker 14)
Behind the back.

(Speaker 3)
My mind’s going to explode Beandini. Trick, we are not allowed to do that. The space has been rented and they really do not want you having mine explosions on the table. Oh, really?

(Speaker 13)
Okay, alright.

(Speaker 3)
Alright, is this your car? How do you do it, retarded?

(Speaker 14)
Bean Dini, what advice would you have if my brain is about to explode? We’re in Trinidad, checking out the local wonder.

(Speaker 8)
This baby is closing her eyes. Hey, real quick here. Anything you want to say to the homies that are not at Trinidad? Candace Owens knows who they are and no one else will say anything about it is all we need to know. We’re so sorry to keep you on the line. My dad’s currently using scissors to cut the line.

Transcribed with Cockatoo